bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

(via notdaredevil)

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summerhall:

the reds & blacks - a targaryen and blackfyre dreamcast
rhaenys targaryen→diane kruger

Aegon begins calling them his queens long before he ever decides to sail west. Both she and her sister had always laughed it off, taking it for a compliment and an unnecessary, but appreciated, attempt at seduction. It isn’t until he commisions the table and turns away the Volantenes that she realizes his sweet words are meant seriously.
She never feels like a queen, not when she covers herself in silks and jewels and commands the awe of what troops her brother can gather. She doesn’t feel like a queen when she leaves Rhaenys behind and becomes ‘your grace’ and rarely anything else. She doesn’t feel like a queen when Aegon places a crown upon her head and carves out a place for her beside him, instead of behind him. She never feels like a queen because she has no idea what a queen should feel like.
She watches from the back of her dragon as the men of the Reach and the West die screaming, their sounds mingling with the roar of the flames and the cries of the dragons. There is blood under her nails, her own, from where she grips the reins too tight. Her silks and jewels and crowns are long gone. Her names and titles are left behind as well; here she is no one, only a dragon, beautiful and terrible at once. She makes a final pass over the field, relishing the feeling of heat between her legs as Meraxes ignites the horizon, and the screams grow louder. Her fists clench and her palms bleed, but she looks down upon the suffering, rides high over death, and smiles. 
This is what it means to be queen.

summerhall:

the reds & blacks - a targaryen and blackfyre dreamcast

rhaenys targaryen
→diane kruger

Aegon begins calling them his queens long before he ever decides to sail west. Both she and her sister had always laughed it off, taking it for a compliment and an unnecessary, but appreciated, attempt at seduction. It isn’t until he commisions the table and turns away the Volantenes that she realizes his sweet words are meant seriously.

She never feels like a queen, not when she covers herself in silks and jewels and commands the awe of what troops her brother can gather. She doesn’t feel like a queen when she leaves Rhaenys behind and becomes ‘your grace’ and rarely anything else. She doesn’t feel like a queen when Aegon places a crown upon her head and carves out a place for her beside him, instead of behind him. She never feels like a queen because she has no idea what a queen should feel like.

She watches from the back of her dragon as the men of the Reach and the West die screaming, their sounds mingling with the roar of the flames and the cries of the dragons. There is blood under her nails, her own, from where she grips the reins too tight. Her silks and jewels and crowns are long gone. Her names and titles are left behind as well; here she is no one, only a dragon, beautiful and terrible at once. She makes a final pass over the field, relishing the feeling of heat between her legs as Meraxes ignites the horizon, and the screams grow louder. Her fists clench and her palms bleed, but she looks down upon the suffering, rides high over death, and smiles. 

This is what it means to be queen.

(via thedanceofthedragons)

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#that was an awesome exccerpt

#aaaaaaa

#game of thrones

#fire and blood

para-moriarty:

theflyingmacabre:

kingsandheroes:

evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d:

AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.

i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson

^

COULSON

(via i-am-sundance-kid)

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#coulson

#and thor

#but COULSON

#and bart

#eeeee

#cutie piiiies

#Avengers assemble

sassygaythunderer:

ber-the-conquewor:

loki-ed:

wassamattawityucca:

Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters!
Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3

Holy shit
BRUCE’S DOCTOR SIGNATURE.
I. FUCKING. CAN’T.

then just in big letters “T H O R”
ahahahhaa omg

sassygaythunderer:

ber-the-conquewor:

loki-ed:

wassamattawityucca:

Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters!

  • Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
  • Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3
Holy shit

BRUCE’S DOCTOR SIGNATURE.

I. FUCKING. CAN’T.

then just in big letters “T H O R”

ahahahhaa omg

(via innerfangirlunleashed)

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#i waaaants oooone

#Avengers assemble


To Sean,
I promise to make Rickon King of Westeros*George R.R. Martin
*Maybe

To Sean,

I promise to make Rickon King of Westeros*
George R.R. Martin

*Maybe

(via pembroke)

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#GRRM you bastard

#you amazingly talented bastard

#game of thrones

powergirl:

sevenbricks:

It’s okay DC
At least you sort of tried
Kind of

#no they didn’t lmao

srsly lol. here’s what happened @ DC according to me

  • found out last minute that Northstar @ Marvel was getting married
  • called a halfassed brainstorm for a PR stunt they could pull that would get them media attention of equal caliber without being overly progressive (god forbid)
  • ignored/forgot existing and mostly benched queer characters (as usual)
  • continue pandering to ~core target audience~ by picking a character 96% of people don’t give a single shit about (sry but it’s true….) 
  • added fluffy words like ‘icon’ to their press release for maximum attention baiting 
  • wait for pats on the back and standing ovations. 

(via batromance)

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#while this is true

#and it leaves me feeling cheated

#i have to say

#at least they're being progressive

#even tho it's mostly just a PR stunt

georgeguven:

od3sta:

thegleefulhouseelf:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

stop guys we’re friends remember

Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you bollocking. 

(via iamthedeadpool)

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#these

#will never get old

#Canadian eh?

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